yeah bro it’s a character study. the 2 thousand words of blowjob is vital to the study of the character
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sav, 24, hella neurodivergent and disabled. enby arospec ace. they/them. avid writer, reader, fangirl, and d&d lover. i love movies, musicals, and podcasts, esp if they're gay. (also on ao3 as platonicunicorn if you’re into that sort of thing)
yeah bro it’s a character study. the 2 thousand words of blowjob is vital to the study of the character
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i love you mirror versions i love you possession i love you cloning i love you simulacrums i love you shadow selves i love you digital copies of a mind i love you alternate timeline versions i love you tropes that play with identity and what it means to be a certain person
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if i post a fic and get no kudos or comments in the first fifteen minutes i’m a failure and should never write again. but the moment i get 1 comment i’m the next stephen king
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what they dont tell you about having a crush is that AAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! the fucking skull appears
(via magicalpoisonouspotato)
they should solve gendered awards by adding a third award for best lgbt performance but there’s no definition of what makes an lgbt performance so theoretically this category includes straight actors playing gay, gay actors playing straight, all non-binary people, and anything that just has a little bit of Vibe. obviously this barely solves the problem and creates a lot of new problems while also being offensive and the twitter discourse would be hell but it would be entertaining to me and therefore worth it.
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Without butches the universe would literally become unstable and collapse, rendering time and space meaningless and garbled. So be grateful
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I hate when spellcheck tries to capitalize the word “god” or “christ” like bro I’m literally trying to use the lord’s name in vain over here, please DONT put some respect on his name
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All the humanoid figures in the building you’re in suddenly come to life and are trying their hardest to kill you, (this means dolls, mannequins, sculptures, puppets etc but they have to be human-ish) How Screwed Are You?
I’m chilling. (there are none that i can think of)
slightly unnerved
Oh no (I could fight them off.)
OH NO! (can’t fight them off)
already dead (I live in a museum/large fashion store)
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parents are so crazy because they can say the most fucked up shit to you when your brain is forming and it sets the tone for your whole adult mind set and then they forget about it the next day
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yes yes you’re very beautiful. Bewitching, even. AWFUL parking job, by the way
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